this is so funny to me
Trying to write a black and white character study short film without sound for film class. never gonna top this
Kathryn Joosten on Scrubs (“My Old Lady”)
I’ve got a ton of bricks for Dr. Dorian.
(via dromeo79)
I step in Def Jam building like I’m the shit
Tell em gimme 50 million or Imma quit
daeg-faerch asked: fuck you
party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape
Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.
- Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
- Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
- 1985 | Bowling for Soup
- Bad Day | Daniel Powter
- Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
- Crazy in Love | Beyonce
- Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
- The Reason | Hoobastank
- Hey Ya | Outkast
- My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
- The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
- Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
- She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
- Work It | Missy Elliott
- White Flag | Dido
- Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
- Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
- Milkshake | Kelis
- Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
- Mr. Brightside | The Killers
- Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
- So Yesterday | Hilary Duff
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in 2004 i made myself a mix cd and the songs on it were: my humps, mr brightside, she will be loved, and yeah
Harrison Daubert created a much better version of this in like sophomore year of high school but didn’t release it because he has dignity and respect for his craft.
(via beccamartin)
my first day of film school i got so excited i forgot to drink water and almost passed out due to dehydration and I was standing in the faculty break room with my professor drinking from a water fountain and spike lee walked by, looked at me quizzically, and walked away.
last night I smoked spliffs on a balcony 25 stories up overlooking times square. ordinary fucking people
